Porn Star Name? …

abagasm:

guerrillagirl:

lizardkitsch:

mausii:

atomicblonde:

-heathledger:

angstyfag:

diamondtothesun:

harmonyharmonyohluv:

beneathoneinfinitesky:

brittany-nicole:

walrusgumboot:

vergeofbliss:

fistaphobia:

slylikeafox:

misterpeace:

You figure out your porn star name by taking the name of your first pet and adding the name of the street you grew up on.

Mine would be Traci Lords.  (We had a schnauzer named Traci and I grew up on Lords Avenue.)

Um. Speedy Alice Larkwood. Kind of long. 

Mine would be Max Chesterfield.

Mickey East Gate

Allie Acacia

Theo Leland

Roxy Wardman

can i just go ahead and say “bert illinois” is not a pornstar name at all

Puppy Timberlake

bobby nagle

bird 37th street

BLONDIE MAIN. AWWWW YEEEEAH.

Tiger Queens. *primps weave, straps down penis* Bring it.

Casper Ruby. Kinda goth. Yes.

Cate Halifax?

Dixie Main : )

Smokey Jones.

  1. deadfishproductions reblogged this from abagasm
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  4. serious-bismuth reblogged this from fuckyeahposchl and added:
    paprika naranja. What a bad porn name. I sound like a bad Black Mexican whore. Oh well.
  5. getyourarseoutofmycrotch reblogged this from janeyyyftw and added:
    *winces* Dusty Southdown …guess it’s a while since I had any work?
  6. cunt-wag0n reblogged this from janeyyyftw and added:
    Mimzi Grange…..that’s boring.
  7. janeyyyftw reblogged this from xxj0rdasaurxx and added:
    Gizmo Crystal or Gizmo Lyric
  8. pantiesnpasta reblogged this from aliceism
  9. saarrraahhhlee reblogged this from captain-grey and added:
    Spike Oro Vista XD
  10. giygaspudding reblogged this from aliceism and added:
    Rainey Bay-Ridge. That’s kinda hot.
  11. bennet-darcy reblogged this from thaysquint and added:
    Charly Riestra. Oh, you sexy.
  12. whorenextdoor- reblogged this from savannahmbrown and added:
    Chesterfield. Mickey...Gate Allie Acacia Theo Leland Roxy Wardman can
  13. -thisvelvetglove reblogged this from ouryoungwolf
  14. whispersofalonelyheart reblogged this from youareillogical and added:
    Chummy Jerome [haha, uhm, sounds boyish to me!]
  15. wayward-may-queen reblogged this from mausii and added:
    Casper Ruby. Kinda goth. Yes.
  16. boyvandals reblogged this from buttpockets and added:
    Lucy Skidmore-Concord. ….I lived on a corner, okay?
  17. finnocence reblogged this from humandaisajew
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  19. humandaisajew reblogged this from vaako and added:
    Phoebe Holly …that’s not even a porn name omg. or is it?
  20. hardc0re-p0rn reblogged this from padackins and added:
    Fancy AppleCreek(:
  21. wweird reblogged this from buttpockets and added:
    Poonhead Madison. wat.
  22. demvulcanhands reblogged this from nugglebuggits and added:
    Blackjack Blundell. What the fuck is this, I don’t even.
  23. shvrk reblogged this from sherlockstark and added:
    Lucky Quail. Don’t like it. :/ LOL I was laughing too hard at Bird 37th St.
  24. padackins reblogged this from kimchilla
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  26. buttpockets reblogged this from vaako and added:
    Sassy Scott…-_-
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  28. jonsnowstorm reblogged this from sherlockstark and added:
    big daddy conrad at your service
  29. vaako reblogged this from nugglebuggits and added:
    Nancy Frontenac what.
  30. sherlockstark reblogged this from nyota and added:
    candy congressional? uhh…
  31. skunksketchsk reblogged this from aquamarinesirena and added:
    You figure out your porn star name by taking the name...Buster Kings Point. hahaha!
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  35. ayoitsraee reblogged this from freddyamazin and added:
    Haha, Hmm… Jadi Pearl x)
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